Bodega Tintoralba - how to get your winery noticed
This is old hat, I know, for the web-aware; but there are plenty of my suppliers who would be very grateful for the chance to get some free straight-talking advice from the world beyond the vines, and haven't a clue how to get it.
Also it might give a few hours' gainful copy-translating employment to any native English speakers in their neighbourhood who can carry a phrase. As I've said before, such people do exist, and I'm tired of picking through the muddy, bony pike flesh of badly translated marketing materials to see if there's anything worth eating.
As it were.