Localizing Beaujolais nouveau - again

Yet another e-mail flogging Beauj. nouv. arrived just now.

I can't help thinking that slipping a few bob to the local TEFL school could easily put a stop to this sort of thing, which might be thought quaint, but, sure as eggs is eggs, is not going to tempt me to buy wine:

Red fruits aromas, a fresh flavour lightly fruity.

Many assets which enable it to be tasted chilled accompanied by a dish of pork-butchery or at any hour of the day, for the pleasure.

Do not wait - Let yourself be seduced !

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