Well here I am with a very little time to do away with at Cork airport, looking through the Rough Guide to see what Montpellier has in store for me; and can you Adam and Eve it? There's a swing dance festival in that city, the first or second weekend of February. Whoopee - never mind wine, you dancin'?
www.montpellierswing.com/ (update: site missing)
...until I log on here to have a look at the website referred to, and hey presto, in my honour they've been and gone and moved it to May. Oh well, I'll just have to stick with plan A. But you never know, we shan't be working all the time.