Q. Which story (1, 2, 3) does this picture tell?
1. I was dreaming about the blog's hit counter again, feverishly. I watched it roll up to a hundred and forty thousand, and if you want music, you could imagine a soundtrack to William Hope Hodgson's chiller The House on the Borderland, which is set in Ireland, as it happens.
NB Blood pressure warning: it's a ripping yarn, but the scene-setting stereotypes are laid on a bit thick, I'm afraid.
2. I was checking the alcohol percentage on a newly-arrived sample of Burping Bandicoot, and those zeroes just kept on rolling and rolling into the distance.
3. Where motor cars are concerned, if it ain't bust, don't change it for another one.
On the topic of Milestones, good luck to my bass buddy Humphrey and his band Jodavino tonight, supporting Roxy Music at the Marquee. I hope the bottles the Jodes bought as thank-yous for people who'd helped them were appreciated.